Madonna

Things are not looking good for Madonna. Even if she considers herself more powerful than Jesus, Madonna has to pay for her kids.

According to reports Madonna has offered her soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie $8 million to allow her to keep their children.

The sum of $8 million is only a bonus for Ritchie because the entire divorce settlement raises to $32 million.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have only one child together, Rocco Ritchie.

Apparently Madonna doesn’t want to avoid going to court to ask custody over her kids, because she knows for sure that she s going to get what she wants. The $8 million is just a mercy pay-out because we all know how generous Madge is.

Not only that she can afford to purchase her own children, but Madonna even thinks that she is bigger than Jesus. The singer is absolutely convinced that she was chosen to be a spiritual guru who is bigger than Jesus.

And she’s right somehow. What other mother purchases her own kids? Only the great guru Madonna can do this!

Madonna and her son David

Everything goes bad for Madonna.

She is getting a divorce, so she is losing her husband Guy Ritchie and she is on the point of losing one of her adopted sons as well.

The birth father of Madonna’s adopted son from Africa Davind Banda wants his son back.

Yohane Banda, the biological father of Madonna’s son David, declared in an interview that he wanted his son back in Africa. Yohane Banda saw a picture of Madonna holding little David surrounded by paparazzi. The birth father of David noticed that his son didn’t look happy and that he seemed abandoned.

Yohane Banda expressed his desire of taking his son back to Africa due to the fact that little David didn’t receive enough love or attention.

Banda thinks his son is being neglected by Madonna and that this is not a proper environment for a three-year-old.

Madonna & Guy Ritchie

According to some reports, Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce.  The couple is due to announce the separation in a short period of time.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie married seven years ago in Scotland. Rumors say that lately their marriage wasn’t going so great. At the beginning of this year their relationship was shaken by a scandal in which Madonna was accused of having an affair with New York Yankees baseball player Alex Rodriguez who eventually divorced his wife. Could it be just a coincidence?..

The last time the couple was seen together in public was on Ritchie’s birthday party, in September, at a London pub.

Apparently Madonna didn’t want to inform the press about the separation until the end of her international tour Sticky and Sweet. It is said that both partners want to get the divorce before Christmas.

Madonna and Ritchie have two children together – Roco (8 years old) and David (3 years old) adopted from Malawi in 2006. Madonna also has a daughter, Lourdes (12 years old) from a previous relationship.

All we have to do now is wait for the official news announcing Madonna’s divorce of Guy Ritchie.