Madonna

Things are not looking good for Madonna. Even if she considers herself more powerful than Jesus, Madonna has to pay for her kids.

According to reports Madonna has offered her soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie $8 million to allow her to keep their children.

The sum of $8 million is only a bonus for Ritchie because the entire divorce settlement raises to $32 million.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have only one child together, Rocco Ritchie.

Apparently Madonna doesn’t want to avoid going to court to ask custody over her kids, because she knows for sure that she s going to get what she wants. The $8 million is just a mercy pay-out because we all know how generous Madge is.

Not only that she can afford to purchase her own children, but Madonna even thinks that she is bigger than Jesus. The singer is absolutely convinced that she was chosen to be a spiritual guru who is bigger than Jesus.

And she’s right somehow. What other mother purchases her own kids? Only the great guru Madonna can do this!